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Today the Daddy changed.

It's his birfday! Not sure how much old he is, but The Quincy says he's even older than she is!!! I don't think that possible, but she's pretty insistent. Maybe it's just 'cause she's all gone crazy. Oh well.... He doesn't look different to me.

So, to celebate Daddy's birfday, I've decide-ed to be all special good and lovey to him today. I'm tryin' really really hard to not be all chomping stuff I shouldn't, and to not be all too much rammy and frappy.

I was all supergood in skool last night because I was practicin' for today. Dad was all happyfull and his trainer lady he teaches wif said that I'm all gonna pass my test real easy. I don't know how I'm gonna pass a test when I can't hold a pencil so goodly.....maybe it's done on a 'puter. Anybodys out there ever had a test? Was it on a 'puter?
At least I know that the first thing to do is put my name at the top! Mommy and Dad are always telling the Woodchuck boy that he has to do that first, so I figure I should too!!!

Any advices would be appreciate-ed!